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delicious, delicious beer-flavored soda water
paranoid linux sadgirl with imposter syndrome
delicious, delicious beer-flavored soda water
moreso this is a hypothetical alternate universe where every time a straight woman says the word “dyke” it gets bleeped, a la that South Park clip
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if straight women got bleeped when they said “dyke” I’d have a way easier time dating 🫠
just run up to a hot gal with a fake microphone like “TRIVIA POP QUIZ WHAT’S THE WORD FOR ‘an embankment for holding back water’!?”
“[bleep]?”
“correct thank you ma’am have a nice day”
“dyke?”
“correct! question 2 are you single and/or dating?”
How do you think they got to be archaic?
oh yeah! that’s way cutesier-sounding than trap now I think about it
I actually use a decade old version of this to control a very expensive machine at work which is simultaneously surreal and validating of all the time I wasted spent learning linux from my teens onward
original meaning: “waaaah I got trapped into thinking a person of the sex I’m not attracted to is hot and now my genitalia is making me feel weird!”
new & improved meaning: this person dressed not as their assigned-birth-sex is so hot they could literally trap me Looney Tunes style by being distractingly attractive 😩
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I wouldn’t pejoratively call a mute person dumb, a mobility device user lame, or an intellectually disabled person retarded
but I will absolutely call cringe political fanatics lame, dumb retards
also here’s some free fag-passes from your friendly internet dyke, cuz “fag” is a great fuckin multipurpose word
one’s environment can have a pretty big impact on what one eats and how often one gets to move
hi i just moved today it sucks and you’ll probably do a lot of things last minute but YOU GOT THIS HOMIE
carpet doesn’t kill people, interior designers kill people
I like the idea of a sandwich cookie but always find them disappointing. I want a gourmet version made by some hipsters
I respect Bunsenlabs for lacking the chaotic instability that I loved to hate about Crunchbang in high school, and which I hate to wish I could love as a busy adult requiring a stable system…
CrunchBang was my jam in late high school. I couldn’t believe how much more lightweight it was compared to Lubuntu, which had been my main for years due to having a potato laptop
“vaccine Georg is an outlier and should not have been coubted”
full take: this is a complex topic involving sociology, agricultural science, economics, culture, ethics, and more and deserves serious discourse
meme take: THAT RICE IS PRETTY I WANT IT
there’s the thing in the tank actually called a float, even 🤪
Asahi makes the best one I’ve ever tried