Oh, you bastard. You horrible unrepentant bastard.

Flashback?

My suggestion would be to lay off the meth

So it’s kinda like klipper/mainsail but for an operating system?

The newest numbers are yuge, the best numbers everyone says so, it’s incredible, it’s all because of me, because I’m incredible, and if it’s not then it’s Bidens fault, but I’m amazing and Biden isn’t, thank you for paying attention to me

Go suck an egg!

They’re not real, it’s an egg in disguise

This article about a person who bought an urn online is hilarious. Amazon thinks I’m a serial killer now (cracked dot com)

I can’t afford a horse! I was supposed to ride for free! Where am I gonna get a stable?!

Mmm warm orange juice and toothpaste!

Obligatory “No soup for you!”

WHAT?

That’s why it’s a pyramid

These puns are making me CURL my toes

How’s a person supposed to breathe with all that fresh air out there?!

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I always get a 413 error too large /s