Kalkaline

This assumes your reactions are better than a machine. You need something that disables the machine passively.

Nah, you’ll want some electromagnets and Faraday cages to disable them. Salt water is too easy to protect against.

Don’t forget the brassicas too

Oh, we care now that it was a US citizen? What about all those women and children? Literally thousands of them killed.

You don’t have to live up to Hollywood standards, you just have to stop holding everyone else up to Hollywood standards. Just look at day time talk shows, those people have no problem finding a partner, and the only reason they end up on those shows is because they have no sense of shame.