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minus-squareintensely_human@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoMasturbating to get rid of my morning wood so I can take a piss
minus-squareKonstant@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoNot a thing for me. I have to piss for the morning wood to subside. And I don’t feel like msturbating with morning wood, just pissing.
minus-squareScubus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoI just woke up. I want to be grouchy, not horny.
minus-squareAbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoMorning wood is a waste of an erection.
Masturbating to get rid of my morning wood so I can take a piss
Not a thing for me. I have to piss for the morning wood to subside. And I don’t feel like msturbating with morning wood, just pissing.
I just woke up. I want to be grouchy, not horny.
Morning wood is a waste of an erection.