We prefer the more formal “G’Day Cunt” when greeting people, the “oi cunt” is generally used for people of great respect.

Normally you say it politely to the 2-way doorbell.

We simplify our lives down here in the colonies. Unlike back in Blighty, our grammar often doesn’t agree, we eschew aristocracy, our showers are in regular use, we embrace East, South and Southeast Asian cuisine without adding familiar comforts like chips, and we tend not to vote against our national interests.

Disgraceful