Um, most guns hold more than 1 round…
Fine, but you have to find the octopus that can hold and shoot just one gun.
True, but the octopus does not actually have any hands. As such, the octopus has no guns, and is one short of the minimum necessary to shoot the cat
Have you ever seen an octopus shooting a gun and not immediately letting it fall down?
The cat is so fast that even if it gets hit 8 times it will still defeat the octopus before it can shoot again…
Octopuses own muskets for home defense
Most he would be able to operate would be 4…unless they were already loaded and primed
Oh, NOW we’re going to get technical?
As the founding fathers intended.
Spaniard cat: “Why the extra gun?”
Is the saying different in Spain?
Logically this doesn’t make sense because the octopus could have glocks in each hand with multiple rounds
No one really has a firearm with just one round in the chamber with an empty magazine.
They’re big fans of Derringer pistols.
Didn’t those have two shots?
Octopuses mostly get their weapons from old sunken pirate ships.
Ohhh… well that it explains it.
“flintlock in each hand”
Princess Donut the Queen Anne Chonk
You’re thinking “Did he have 9 lives left or only 8?” Now to tell you the truth, I’ve forgotten myself in all this excitement. But being this is a . 44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow your head clean off, you’ve gotta ask yourself a question: “Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya, punk?
Octopuses have zero hands, but it only takes one gun to kill a cat so this works out.
Lol here’s a poorly redone version of this meme with fewer words.
The cat should say two instead of one since there are only 7 guns(2 hands are holding a gun)
Lmao youre right. Heres a new one, now with 8 guns 🔫
Now its an enneapus, not an octopus since it has 9 legs
Lmao I guess there are just limits to my photoshop abilities 🤣
Amazing!