Ok, but like statistically, most of them folk would be unable to get the gun (or the sauce) out of their boots when not at least sitting down.
Then again, sitting whilst eating eggs is customary, and if they misbehave, well, use case confirmed.
Maybe it’s just an elaborate bottle opener for when that stubborn cap isn’t bloody cooperating
Walking around with shit in boots rubbing against my legs would drive me nuts.
You’re thinking of a steering wheel down the pants
Why is there a gun in that boot?
Had to get the snake out
America
Fuck yeah!
Instructions unclear, picked myself up by my bootstraps and now there’s a hole in my foot…
Yeah I put Tabasco sauce on my eggs. Too bad if that makes you think I am absolutely unhinged. I don’t care, but glad you noticed. This is a good 2500 on the Scoville scale, you know. I would say that it’s equivalent to being hit in the balls by a Canyonero driven by a rabid scorpion. But I don’t mind it. In fact I also put some on my pizzas, that’s how easy it is for me. Did I mention that I have a gun? Yes I am heterosexual, very much so.
I just eat hot sauce for breakfast, hold the eggs.
Never tried (or even seen) that one but I can recommend this stuff:
Not bad, but try this
Pfft, that’s for amateurs.
Goes great on this
“There’s a
snakegun in my boot!”“With a side of hot sauce and cowardice”
😂
Tabasco is disgusting and not real hot sauce.
I wouldn’t say it’s disgusting. For me it is just hot without really any other interesting flavour.