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Wet ass pussy.
I’ll give it a go:
10/10
<3 Here’s the one I rejected because it’s a bit of a softball, but perhaps you’ll like it as well:
“Robust and Full-bodied.”
Debatable.
Aromatic with a gooey center
Eew.
“Romantic with a gooey center”
Yes, I am!
Moist and warm. Slice of cake : toilet seat
“Pungent bouquet, with an earthy flavour.”
Good for cheese, depending on your tastes. Almost certainly bad in other contexts.
Hey, maybe I like my women like ambergris. Musky, greasy, and found motionless on the beach.
Hey, leave Laura Palmer out of this, she’s been through enough already.
It’s an old reference, sir, but it checks out.
Also, something about damn fine coffee, or whatever.
DAMN fine!
^ this comment right here, officer