Since are we not brushing our teeth in public bathrooms? Hell they’ve even got outlets so that you can shave!
please don’t shave into sinks, that’s how you create horrible clogs
just shave onto the sink and gather it up with a tissue paper and toss it in the trash can
That’s like, the least weird thing I pull in public bathrooms.
That describes pretty much my Monday
Not going to lie, the 6:00 a.m. beer hits different.
Drinking before 6AM? LOL
There are already people bellied up to the bar as soon as it opens in airports.
I ordered a bloody Mary at an airport in Florida and the bartender looked at me, indignant, and said “sir, it is ILLEGAL to serve alcohol before 8am in this county.”
Bro, you are the one peddling addictive substances in an airport. Get off my case. For me it was midnight a few hours ago.
But it’s always before 8AM! What’s his imaginary cut off time where the previous night ends and the new day begins?
In the places I’ve lived (all US), no businesses could sell alcohol between the hours of 2am and 6am, and some alcohol licenses have even more limited hours. I’m pretty sure I overheard a cashier at the Target near my parents’ place telling a customer that they couldn’t sell alcohol until 8a, and I believe I’ve encountered some alcohol licenses with a cutoff as early as 10p.
I hear that some regions don’t allow alcohol sales at all on Sundays, but luckily I’ve never lived in any of those places.
TX had similar bullshit (nothing until 11) when I was there working overnights. It’s my 8pm. I’ve been up keeping patients alive all night. Make my drink.
The 10 dollar bottle of water is slowly becoming a thing outside of airports
Converted to roubles. That’s a lot of roubles. I can get 3.5 full lunches for this much.
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Really? Which airports so I can avoid them? There are so many!
What airports are you going to??
(Seriously, asking for a friend)
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meanwhile europeans hopping on international sleeper trains (small hotels on wheels) without even having to show up an hour before departure
Prostate and testis exams are vital though ;p
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Imo the real damage to society was done not by terrorists but by the politicians who enacted counter terrorist laws
we allow our buttholes to be fingered and our balls to be fondled for our “safety”
what??
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Airports do not, under any circumstances, want you to sit down. They hate people who sit down. You will NEVER find a chair or a bench in a modern airport. These places are for entering in a mad dash and leaving ASAP.
If you have a layover you can straight up get fucked. Pay $400 to use the AMEX Platinum Place To Sit Down Club, cram yourself onto the most uncomfortable bar seating imaginable at a restaurant that charges you $30 for lukewarm soup, or learn how to hover.
Walking around in Pyjamas seems acceptable in a airport & Ellesmere Port it seems
I bet Diogenes would pay the senate to let him live in an airport.
Why would the Cynic pay for something, especially to the Senate?
It’s a reference to the time Diogenes payed the senate to be able to live in a Market.
Brushing teeth in public bathrooms is common in Brazil, especially those of an office.
It’s funny. In America you never see it. I brush in the bathroom at work after lunch and everyone looks at me like I’m a mental patient. Like where else am I supposed to brush after lunch? Do people just not brush their teeth after every meal?
Do people just not brush their teeth after every meal?
In the USA the norm is morning and evening. Twice a day. Only at home.
Across my life in corporate America, I’ve seen a few people doing it after lunch, but it’s very rare.
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No… it’s not acceptable to sleep on the floor. And It’s not ok to walk around in pajamas.
Those people can go fuck themselves with Vaseline and sea-salt.
And seriously. You can just ask for some water at any bar or coffeeshop.
we need to normalize walking around in pajamas in any and all locales.
so comfy
Walk around in pyjamas, who cares? Oooohh, that person dresses different from how I like it, KILL ZHEM!
Sleeping on the floor? Been there. Wouldn’t have to if airport designs, you know, the places where people many times need to stay for an entire night, were not so hostile to sleeping anywhere. If those benches would allow a person to lay down when needed and nobody is around, it’d be so much nicer. That kind of also applies to cities and the homeless, but I digress.
And yeah, you can ask for some water.you have to eat there then, though, and can’t just get a nice big bottle that you need.
Airports generally suck
Who’s talking about killing? Why are you escalating it?
And no. Just ask for water. You ndont HAVE to eat there.
Oooohh, that person dresses different from how I like it, KILL ZHEM!
Jfc mate, chill out a bit.
Disagree. I will wear my most comfortable clothes. I will sit wherever I want, which includes the floor. I will sleep if delayed, even 30 min. I will not judge others for anything they have to do to get through that nonsense.
Ofc you disagree, you’re an offender. You treat the airport as if it’s your own living-room with no disregard for other people or decorum.
Bet you chew with your mouth open too
Are you one of those people who demand cashiers to be standing?
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Frankfurt has water fountains all over. How you miss them is beyond me. But maybe you were there 20 years ago, what do I know.
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Mine has free water fountains but yeah…
Having complete strangers photograph your underwear and then feel it for good measure. Espresso martini. Saying “I flew in from St Louis and BOY ARE MY ARMS TIRED”.
Drinking tomato juice (more related to the airplane). WTF! never seen it in vending machines, offered on tap, in fast food joints …
But 9/10 times someone in my hearing range orders a tomato juice to chillax and drink that sweet thick pseudo-ketchup.
It is a travesty you can’t buy it in more places. I typically ask for a virgin Bloody Mary instead.
I order. I use it to mix in my airplane bottle of vodka and the others you mention are probably doing it as well.
Tomato juice has a considerable amount of sodium in it. I wonder if there’s some sort of correlation?
Seen all of this at every college I’ve been to