Ritard is short for ritardando. It means slow down playing at this point. The “You” above it is probably just coincidental lyrics
“die” is probably from a german song. It’s the article for female nouns (or plurals). Couldn’t guess the song though based on those three notes.
pp (very soft) is likely a reference to how the performer has trouble keeping his incredibly small penis erect. This can be common in any part of a song; it mostly depends on how much of a loser the performer is.
the performer sees “pp” in the paper and impulsively puts their pants down
*instinctively
you’re being a ritardando
But then you got the good ones like “Vibrato” and “Fellacio”. There’s a reason Bach’s Movement No 69 is very popular with orchestras.
Did you know Mozart had a song called “Leck Mich im Arsche” or “Lick Me In the Ass?”
I couldn’t get my pp soft on command anyway.
It’s gotta be beaten back down.
Ketchup bottle ad
Didn’t help. Now there’s a ketchup vein.
If erection lasts more than four hours, call your doctor.
yeah, she’ll know what to do
OP, what’s wrong with them calling you ‘mister fantastic’?
why even bother using the italian notation if you’re just gonna put the clunky english translation beside it? very soft pp.